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Note 1: These are stereotypes, meaning they usually apply, but sometimes don't

Note 2: These are not generalized stereotypes, these are ones i made from my own experience.

  • The highest level always has a bad internet connection.
  • At least 1 person has a bad internet connection.
  • Levels 65+ never use a sidearm.
  • Levels 55-70 try to stay away from levels 35-54.
  • Level 100s will never talk in chat.
  • If everyone else is dead except for you, at least 1 person is going to say "Run"
  • An all-heavy game never ends well.
  • An all-assault game never ends well.
  • An all-medic game ends very well.
  • Don't use the "Ranked Game" button until rank 60.
  • Level 100 Heavies really love Teknoboom.
  • Level 100 Assaults really love Shotlite.
  • Medics are usually pretty nice.
  • You will never see a Dark Minion Zombie Mech.
  • You will always get killed by Apex Runners.
  • Any hacker you will find is "not hacking right now".
  • Levels 50-65 always carry a [RED] Version Luftplatzen.
  • Every Level 100 uses a [BLACK] Version Mustang
  • People actually use the Gebirgskanone unironically.
  • Nobody puts Capacity on their Luftplatzen even though they really need it.