User blog:The Augster at NK/What do ya know?

Hello again. I can only speculate how agry/horrified/indifferent you are about seeing me again. Before you guys ruthlessly ban me for 1089 years until I finally get to see the zombie apocalypse, I'd like to *ahem* *choke*...apologize.

The very first "problem" you guys had with me was the infamous Halo refrence. The one that was unnecessary. Yes, now I admit and accept that. There was ONE argument that stemmed from that, and the worst thing I siad was calling Alphaspartan3 (did I get that right?) a pretentious jerk. I do apologize for that, it was quite uncalled for. I also apologize for re-adding the edit, that was dumb as well.

About my vandalism of the Cheat Engine wiki...I'm not ever going to set foot there again, nor will I touch ANY of those pages. I am deeply sorry for causing a ruckus over there. Be sure to give Sloanthebonehimself my word that I will not do ill on his wiki again. I promise, and if I break that promise, you have every right to report me. Kapeesh?

And for my biggest crime here, the sock puppetry. I do solemnly apologize for creating so many sockpuppets here on this wiki. I really don't know why I did that, I just did it for shits and giggles. Just know that any edits I have made on those account were made in nothing but good faith. I promise that such is the truth. Once again, I apologize, and I know that an apology isn't adequate for some of you. I swear, I will never do anything like what I've done anywhere on Wikia ever again. Can we be friends now?

Your, uh, not-quite-friend,

The Augster

P.S. Come to code, augstersucks for some NM. It's your chance to laugh at my suckiness at NM!

P.P.S I don't harbor any grudges agaist this wiki. I promise.

P.P.P.S If you're gonna ban me, at least give me 5 minutes to edit my profile so I don't look like a dick to those of you who use the cheat engine. :)