User blog:Forgotten Madness/My Gun Reviews (Too lazy to put it on the actual page)

OK, First, I didn't put this on the actual page because I'm just lazy. No seriously, I am lazy sometimes.

THE SAS 4 GUN REVIEWS PAGE DOESN'T EXIST IN MY WORLD

CM Gigavolt
Really really really really really really really really really really really really really great crowd control weapon. Sucks in the exact opposite of what it excells in- Single Targets. But hey, Is it like you're gonna use this against a weak undefended shambler? Well I would if I'll get $10 000 000 for it. ( UNLIMITED AUGS!!!!!) Otherwise, DON'T. Ammo is three times as expensive, So make every shot count, Otherwise you're wasting money. What? What do you mean "I'm rich!"? Do you have UNLIMITED money? If so you're hacking.

It may suck unaugmented, (Believe me, It sucks unaugmented.) But my 4** one (Pin. CRITZ! and Deadly DEDLEEUR CRITZ!) is really useful. And my lvl 18 Assault got a 1**, Put Deadly and Piercing, 3.33(HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!) pierce rounds off to 4, You arc 4 more zombies. Sounds awesome? I think so.

Normal pierce is 3..(*GASP* HALF LIFE- *Gunshot*), Every level of piercing adds .3 (HALF- *Gunshot again) so that means piercing 10 adds +3.0 Pierce. So you get 6 Pierce, 7 If counting the first zombie. Correct me if I'm wrong though, I never got a 10* Gigavolt with piercing.

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Stripper/ MAR-9
Best. Boss. Gun. In. Years. Seriously, I saw pistol_star solo a Savage Necrosis with a one! Even though the match was multi at first. BACK TO TOPIC! Great against anything (EXCEPT SINGLE TARGETS AND CHEM. NECRO SPAWN, SPITTERS AND REGURG.) The ammo is more than a buck though...(160 ÷ 100 = 1.6) But that's ok.

Initial stats are deceiving...40 DMG......210 DoT......Low RPS.....But all those must be analyzed PROPERLY.

First: You have 6 Pellets.

Second: Multiply both DPH and DoT by 6. (Wait, 6 ÷ 2? HA- *Gunshot*)

Third: It's FULL AUTO.

Fourth: A fourth fact.

See? This is more than meets the average stupid human eye. Before you sell something..LOOK AT THE "MORE INFO"/WHATEVER! It shows you more stats...Such as the Power Assisst. It doesn't have much Defense, But you have Speed increase and Revive Time Decrease. Lesson on this paragraph? ALWAYS. LOOK. AT. MORE. INFO. TAB/Thingy.

Anyway, Full-auto? TIME FOR SHOTGUN RAIN!

RIA 20 Striker
Like many people, I think this gun is awesome. Same with the other guns above. But since I'm not that kind of guy, I don't rub the awesomeness in front of peoples' faces. (e.g. Comment: "I liek dis gun" Reply: "Striker iz betr u n00b") Because....Does everyone have a Striker? Or do they still use it? Nowadays I see levels 26-30 with SHOCKFIELDS. But I never got a Shockfield so what can I say? Anyway, Damage is great, Also DoT. Think of a Semi-auto NOT A SHOTGUN High DPH Stripper. Thermal damage does double ammo cost though....and Fiery Skins are a problem....And Wickers. AND Thermal Necro Spawns. AND Stuff.

Medics: You have BIOCLEANSE BOMB FOR A REASON!

Everyone else: YOU HAVE ADAPTIVE FOR A REASON!

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Jk, It still takes time though. A LOT.

Also, When taking into account how fast you click, (I click around 7-9 times/sec), This weapon will either be good or bad, Really, It depends on you, Your finger, And if you're in cooperation with MLG.

Sorry for a short review though!

Hard Thorn
Meh, Personally, I found it hard to use this weapon. But that's because it came with bad augs. Hopefully, IF I ever get a good augmented one, I swear I'll give it another try. But for now:



Work In Progress!

(NOTE: As you are reading this, I'm working on new reviews.)