User blog:A Wikia Contributor 9337/Three Beautiful Love Stories

Once upon a time, there was an SAS soldier (don't worry, it's not about him) had an RIA 20 Para, and took her on every mission. After an intense fight with a regurgitator, he managed to pick up the Iridium strongbox dropped by it.

After recovering from his acidic burns, the SAS found an HVM 004 inside his Iridium.

Over the next few months, the SAS used the HVM 004 and the RIA 20 Para in tandem, destroying bosses and hordes with ease. During this time, the RIA 20 Para and the HVM 004 got to know each other.

After encountering a zombie mech and many chitinous hide zombies, the SAS had to spend several months in the hospital.

While he recovered, the RIA 20 Para and HVM 004 started developing strong feelings towards one another. Then one day, the HVM 004 proposed. The RIA 20 Para said "Yes!"

When the soldier recovered, the HVM 004 and RIA 20 Para asked for his blessing on them. The SAS agreed, and so the two guns were married!

The soldier was in combat rehabilitation so he could return to the battle field soon, and the HVM 004 and RIA 20 Para went on their honeymoon during this time.

Well, after about a month, they got back, and the soldier was ready to return to combat. After two months, the soldier noticed his RIA 20 Para was having problems. She dealt less damage, she fired more slowly, and she even jammed upon occasion.

When the gun's condition required she be removed from the battlefield, the soldier took her to a gun expert at Shotlite. He asked what was wrong with her. Well, the gun expert had some exciting news: There was nothing wrong with the RIA 20 Para; she was just pregnant!

The soldier brought the RIA 20 Para home, and when she told the HVM 004 what the gun expert had said, he was overjoyed!

It pained the SAS and the HVM 004 to leave the RIA 20 Para at home, but they were needed in the war against the zombies.

Well, the day finally came, and the SAS and HVM 004 rushed the RIA 20 Para to the gun expert.

After about an hour, the baby was born. The HVM 004 and RIA 20 Para decided on a name for her very soon: Shotlite Tempest.

And that is how the Shotlite Tempest entered this world.

Soon, that same SAS took the Tempest on every mission. After a harrowing fight with a zombie mech, he managed to pick up the Titanium strongbox dropped by it.

After recovering from his wounds, the SAS found an Sub-light COM2 inside his Titanium.

Over the next few months, the SAS used the Shotlite Tempest and the Sub-light COM2 in tandem, destroying bosses and hordes with ease. During this time, the Shotlite Tempest and the Sub-light COM2 got to know each other.

After encountering a two wickers, the SAS had to spend several months in the hospital recovering from burns.

While he recovered, the Shotlite Tempest and Sub-light COM2 started developing strong feelings towards one another. Then one day, the Sub-light COM2 proposed. The Shotlite Tempest said "Yes!"

When the soldier recovered, the Sub-light COM2 and Shotlite Tempest asked for his blessing on them. The SAS agreed, and so the two guns were married!

The soldier was in combat rehabilitation so he could return to the battle field soon, and the Sub-light COM2 and Shotlite Tempest went on their honeymoon during this time.

Well, after about a month, they got back, and the soldier was ready to return to combat. After two months, the soldier noticed his Shotlite Tempest was having problems. She dealt less damage, she fired more slowly, and she even jammed upon occasion.

When the gun's condition required she be removed from the battlefield, the soldier took her to a gun expert. He asked what was wrong with her. Well, the gun expert had some exciting news: There was nothing wrong with the Shotlite Tempest; she was just pregnant!

The soldier brought the Shotlite Tempest home, and when she told the Sub-light COM2 what the gun expert had said, he was overjoyed!

It pained the SAS and the Sub-light COM2 to leave the Shotlite Tempest at home, but they were needed in the war against the zombies.

Well, the day finally came, and the SAS and Sub-light COM2 rushed the Shotlite Tempest to the gun expert.

After about an hour, the baby was born. The Sub-light COM2 and Shotlite Tempest decided on a name for him very soon: Hard Thorn.

Soon, that SAS's friend SAS took the Hard Thorn on every mission. After a harrowing fight with a zombie mech, he managed to pick up the Molybdenum strongbox dropped by it.

After recovering from his wounds, the SAS found an Ronson 70 inside his Titanium.

Over the next few months, the SAS used the Hard Thorn and the Sub-light COM2 in tandem, destroying bosses and hordes with ease. During this time, the Shotlite Tempest and the Sub-light COM2 got to know each other.

After encountering two wickers, the SAS had to spend several months in the hospital recovering from burns.

While he recovered, the Shotlite Tempest and Sub-light COM2 started developing strong feelings towards one another. Then one day, the Sub-light COM2 proposed. The Shotlite Tempest said "Yes!"

When the soldier recovered, the Sub-light COM2 and Shotlite Tempest asked for his blessing on them. The SAS agreed, and so the two guns were married!

The soldier was in combat rehabilitation so he could return to the battle field soon, and the Sub-light COM2 and Shotlite Tempest went on their honeymoon during this time.

Well, after about a month, they got back, and the soldier was ready to return to combat. After two months, the soldier noticed his Shotlite Tempest was having problems. She dealt less damage, she fired more slowly, and she even jammed upon occasion.

When the gun's condition required she be removed from the battlefield, the soldier took her to a gun expert. He asked what was wrong with her. Well, the gun expert had some exciting news: There was nothing wrong with the Shotlite Tempest; she was just pregnant!

The soldier brought the Shotlite Tempest home, and when she told the Sub-light COM2 what the gun expert had said, he was overjoyed!

It pained the SAS and the Sub-light COM2 to leave the Shotlite Tempest at home, but they were needed in the war against the zombies.

Well, the day finally came, and the SAS and Sub-light COM2 rushed the Shotlite Tempest to the gun expert.

After about an hour, the baby was born. The Sub-light COM2 and Shotlite Tempest decided on a name for him very soon: Hard Thorn.