User blog comment:The Augster at NK/Please play NM mode correctly/@comment-26143161-20160704162112

"and if you die, tell everyone to run! Your teammates will never be smart enough to figure that out for themselves, so be sure to spam the potatoes out of it!"

and

"helpful language, such as "YOPU MORON WHAT IS WRONGF WITH YOU GIT GUD CLUB PEGUIN SCRUBLORD ****!" or "**** you!" This really helps improve the morale of crappy players."

destroyed me xD never laughed that hard^^