User blog:Gracchus Mccarthe/Here's a beautiful love story.

Once upon a time, there was an SAS operative who had a Sub-Light COM2 (don't worry, the love story isn't about they guy), and the SAS took her on every mission. After a particularly harrowing battle with a Devastator, the SAS dragged himself along the ground to recover a strongbox.

After the soldier recovered from his injuries, he opened up his strongbox. Inside, he found a CM 505.

Over the next few months, the soldier used the Sub-Light COM2 and CM 505 in tandem, destroying hordes and bosses with extreme ease. During this time, the Sub-Light COM2 and CM 505 got to know eachother.

After a particularly messy fight with a Necrosis, the soldier had to spend several months hospitalized. While he recovered, the Sub-Light COM2 and CM 505 started having strong feelings towards one another. Then one day, the CM 505 proposed. The Sub-Light COM2 said "Yes!"

When the soldier recovered, the CM 505 and Sub-Light COM2 asked for his blessing on them. The SAS agreed, and so the two guns were married!

The soldier was in combat rehabilitation so he could return to the battle field soon, and the CM 505 and Sub-Light COM2 went on their honeymoon during this time.

Well, after about a month, they got back, and the soldier was ready to return to combat. After two months, the soldier noticed his Sub-Light COM2 was having problems. She dealt less damage, she fired more slowly, and she jammed up sometimes.

When the gun's condition required she be removed from the battlefield, the soldier took her to a gun expert. He asked what was wrong with her. Well, the gun expert had some exciting news: There was nothing wrong with the Sub-Light COM2; she was just pregnant!

The soldier brought the Sublight COM2 home, and when she told the CM 505 what the gun expert had said, he was overjoyed!

It pained the SAS and the CM 505 to leave the Sub-Light COM2 at home, but they were needed in the war against the zombies.

Well, the day finally came, and the SAS and CM 505 rushed the Sub-Light COM2 to the gun expert.

After about an hour, the baby was born. The CM 505 and Sub-Light COM2 decided on a name for him very soon: CM 530 BabyCOM.

And that is how the CM 530 BabyCOM entered this world.