User blog:Gracchus Mccarthe/Epic Troll Post HVM 001

The HVM 001 is a pistol developed by HVM. Compared to other pistols, the HVM 001 is a huge downgrade from pistols like the Sabre and RIA 313 due to the heavily decreased damage. An adequately fast clicker will make this gun less cruddy than it already is.

The HVM 001 is quite rare to find, obtainable at much later levels than most other pistols. The huge speed reduction makes rushing in missions like Last Stand just a pain. It also has a relatively small clip size of 5, making the HVM 001 somewhat less reliable for constantly killing incoming zombies. Still, when it comes to firepower, the HVM 001 will get the job done... if you're a bug exterminator. Being a pistol, pierce is usually not needed, but just for you, the HVM 001 has a whopping 1 pierce! Oh joy! This mediocre pierceis ver mediocre, so watch out.

Getting deadly is a must, particularly for the version, as you will die otherwise. This is the best weapon in the game for selling. Well, not really, but it's the thought that counts, and we all think the HVM 001 is... well, we all know what we think it is. ;)

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