User blog:Zombieblitz88/VIP Troll Page

Please by no means take this blog post seriously, this is a troll page I set up for the lulz. Enjoy!



The Very Important Faggot is held captive in his house and is in a safe room due to heavy infection in his house. The Super Awesome Scopers must take away the Very Important Faggot's Doritos to make him walk out of the house and get him to a Mountain Dew Truck.

THE M1$$0N Edit
[http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/saszombieassault/images/a/a3/Vip-light.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140703222544 ] The Doge who tells you what to do The 1337 PL4YERS start in the entrance of the mansion. In the multi it is more BAD@SS for the squad to  420 blaze it while waiting for the Very Important Faggot to come out of his secret Dorito stash. There's a weed room which can be opened by quickscoping all the doors, which makes you look 1337 when being chased by waves of Melee NUBS. Because most routes lead to dark minion fat bloating bitches it is not MLG if you don't 360 noscope dem with you Dorito sniper. There is also a fish tank in the living room that contains a number of Dewritos bottles that grant MLGness when broken and drunk. It is advised the PL4YERS use 1337 gear to break open the tank or the MLG 420 Noscope effect will not be granted.

Loot Edit

 * All bongs have high chance of containing a weed.
 * Some safe rooms have Snoop Dogg playing his famous song The Next Episode while smoking weed.
 * The Snoop Dogg areas have more bongs with weed in it.
 * When going to the truck area, the other area's DOGE has a weed in it, but stepping into it will trigger a mass spawning of Robot Melee NUBS.

Tactics Edit
Finding the secret Dorito Stash


 * It is recommended to bring MLG gear, such as snipers that shoot Doritos, and flamethrowers that use Mountain Dew as fuel. If the Very Important Faggot doesn't follow you threaten to take away all his Doritos and Mountain Dew. to stop the VIP from whining make him wear an automatic Mountain Dew drinking, Dorito feeding, 420 Blazing helmet... or make him wear a fedora.
 * An xXxleScrubelordxXx tactic is when the Very Important Faggot is out of the house one 1337 xXxNubkingxXx can sound the MLG horn so that the Illuminati can send Snoop Dogg to 420 Blaze all the Super Melee NUB KINGS that come out of the N00B Spawncamping holes.

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 * Faggot Protector
 * Dorito Dogg

MLG $hit Edit
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 * In the month of the Illuminati, the Faggot was replaced by xXxleIlluminatiSantaClausxXx, as a way to celebrate the day of the Illuminati.
 * In the Masterrace version, letting the Faggot die results in a Wombo Combo with the screen shaking and weed raining from the sky with dounpours of Doritos and Mountain Dew.
 * The Very Important Faggot has nine different dialogue messages. One of them will be said particularly in Super Melee NUBMode: "Oh F***! $t0p th3s3 b1tch3$ fr0m qu1c$c0p3 $p@wnC@mp1ng m3! 1'm 2 much 0f @ $Cru83L0rd to 83 $p@wNC@MP3D" This happens when Melee NUBS get to the Faggot's's Dorito Stash  before the pl4yer.