Talk:CM 401 Planet Stormer/@comment-25528645-20141213010845/@comment-25461088-20150304001339

"Are Chitinous Hide zombies annoying the crap out of you and you can't enjoy your burger? Is your HVM 005 G-class too weak? Then you need the RIA 20 Striker! This powerful weapon is cheap, accurate, reliable, and uses white-hot bullets to incinerate your target beyond recognition! It can also be used to light a candle! Call 1-(800)-782-4266 or go to www.rubiconindustries.com/thermal/ria20striker NOW!!! Note: Rubicon Industries is not responsible for fingers falling off from excessive trigger-pulling."

Done. The phone number spells out "Rubicon" and the last sentence is a reference to the fact that most people don't use the Striker 'cause it's semi-auto.