User blog:The Augster at NK/Cleansing: An SAS story

This is a sequel to Sanitation, which can be read here: http://saszombieassault.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:The_Augster_at_NK/Sanitation:_An_SAS_story

The alarm stopped five seconds after it strated. The new transfers wondered why Getty stood there, somehow knwing it was a false alarm.

"Excuse me, but I need to make a quick call," Getty said calmly to the new guys. He placed two fingers on his left ear, where there was a hidden communicator. In a sudden outburst of anger the took the entire bay by surprise, Getty shouted, "Petty Joe, you have five fucking seconds to explain why the actual fruit fuck you decided to pull the fucking attack alarm before I kick you shitty ass!"

Through the communicator, Joe responded, "I'm very sorry sir! I-I was j-j-just cleaning th-the infested old ducts when I a-a-a-acidentally fell on the alarm h-handle!"

"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! YOU FELL ON THE FUCKING HANDLE? YOU DUMB FUCK!" Getty shouted. The transfers looked at each other nervously as Getty sent a Cheif Petty Officer to sanitation to take Joe to the brig.

"Quite sorry, men. Let's get back to buisiness," said Getty, once again calm and placid. "Each new transer is given a psychological evaluation that determines whether you start in Sanitation, the department where you...clean things, or the cargo bays, where you load and unload cargo as well as repairing dropships and other space vehicles. From your starting post, exibiting good behavior and dedication and respect towards your surperior officers and crewmembers will lead to you gaining promotions, shift advances, and pay raises. If you wind up in Sanitation, it doesn't mean you're going to be screwed over around here. Admiral Anforth, the commanding officer of this ship started in Sanitation, mind you, and now he leads the Trans-Fed fleet on a commission signed by the President himself. Any questions before we head to the medical bay?"

No one said a thing. Getty yelled, "At ease! Follow me!" and the transfers follwed Getty through the complex halls of the Medea.