User blog:Gracchus Mccarthe/ETP HIKS 3100

Were it to come to pass that the T-102 Jagdfaust and the Gebirgskanone gave birth to a child, of a surety, this would be the child. The HIKS Three thousand and one hundred taketh portions of both weapons. Yea, it mingleth them into a mighty, slaying machination. In manner to be likened unto the Jagdfaust and Gebirgskanone, the Three thousand and one hundred is more to be desired as an high-powered assault rifle, than as a weapon which taketh out large hordes in a single blast. Behold, he shooteth swift bolts colored of scarlet and crimson, and these bolts cause pain, yea, and even death to the foe that approacheth nigh unto them, or is nigh when the bolt explodeth upon impact. The size of the blast, the pierce also, they lack great numbers, but zombies are usually pressed together, and so the rocket launcher mastery, or the Three thousand and one hundred’s decent swiftness of attacking, mitigateth these problems.

I looked, and I saw, that the Three thousand and one hundred is a great weapon. He defeateth dark lords, and Shielders shall suffer great pain, because it causeth hurt, yea, even from the front. Slow is he that seeketh to reload, for three and one half seconds shall his task require. He that would give unto his Three thousand and one hundred Race Modded, shall have rest from fear of a long reload. However, as is common amongst the weapons of the children of men, thou shalt have thy greatest success when thou puttest on Deadly at the first. After these things, thou art strongly advised to put on Overclocked and Capacity, if indeed thou art able. Thou shalt smite the zombies, yea, thou shalt slay them with a great slaughter, when thy Three thousand and one hundred is given these augments. It may cause one hundred-score pain with HDA, and the [SCARLET] version may reach three hundred-score.

He hath few, though burdensome downsides. The heaviness of him exceeds other rocket launchers. His energy damage shall cost thee greatly, for the cost of it shall require much gold. His pierce, and his blast radius, lo, for they are little in the sight of men. He reloadeth slowly, and though thou seekest diligently, the Three thousand and one hundred shall be difficult to find. If thou shouldst find thyself an one that is good, then shalt thou consider keeping it, for it is glorious, and with it, thou shalt cut off the zombies from among you. Amen.