User blog comment:Pootis Man/What's your character named?/@comment-25713367-20141016103746

My TF2 Take:

Assault: Soldier, or Pyro if I'm determined to get the Ronson WP Flamethrower

Heavy: Heavy Weapons Guy, Because that should be the Heavy's official name in SAS 4

Medic: Medic, because I can't think of anything original, and Medic is basically nameless in TF2