User blog comment:Awesomizer/the augster stole ur waffles/@comment-26724467-20150719214349/@comment-26971153-20150722001536

1. He's a doofis.

2. Pancakes provide better security since they don't have all those pockets in them. You can read up on the Zarthuvian Science Principle of Kinetic Core-Hyper Balance if you don't quite understand it.