User:Hander66

Umm.......... What to put on here? I know! Things I really think would be nice on Sas 4, whether it be me, or the game and players as a whole.

Also you can just call me Hand, or Hander if you don't prefer the full name (haven't found anyone calling me that in awhile [or here at the wikia here]..........

Phone Guy Song (For myself) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oi3ssgn_-WU

Song Game!
   "Just fade to black, Go away and don't come back. Take my hand and flow like sand, leave behind all this barren wasteland."

Try to find the SONG this quote came from...........
 * 1) First Quote: "Eat yourself or be eaten, this game cannot be beaten!" Ghostwolf18 was the first to tell me where it came from, and I think I'll just play a game with this, next one is up now.
 * 2) Second Quote: ""Just fade to black, Go away and don't come back. Take my hand and flow like sand, leave behind all this barren wasteland." Not found yet, first person to give me an answer will be featured on my page. :)

Medic
Name: Shepard (I was bored, OK? [I don't care about the miss-spelling])

Level: 35, Combat Medic

Cash: $764,885.000 (Ever changing, so It will be updated on every 5th level-up)

Weapons: Sidearm: [RED ] RIA 313, 5*** Deadly, Piercing, and Adaptive Main Primary: [RED] Ronson 50 5*** Second Primary: HIKS 3100, 10*** Capacity, Enlargen, and Skeletonized.

Armor: Helmet: Dragonfly Helmet, 5** Heat Resistant and Fortified Vest: [RED] Shotlite Hummingbird V1, 2** Heat Resistance and Tissue Repair Gloves: [RED] R6 Flamejuggler Gloves, 8** Fortified and Nimble  Legs: Dragonfly Pants, 6** Hazchem and Heat Resistant  Boots: Dragonfly Boots, 7** Hazchem and Machine Assisted

Skills: To be placed later...

Number of Black Strongboxes found: 2

Number of Black Strongboxes Opened: 0

Best Weapon Category

 * 1) CM 451 Starburst: This weapon is awesome to me, and NK couldn't have made a better weapon. The damage is slightly low but with its insanely high ammo capacity with quick reload and average RoF, and the fact that the resistance to this type of weapon is uncommon, unlike the other resistances. As soon as I found a [BLACK] one, its gonna be my primary weapon for EVERYTHING!
 * 2) Ronson WP Flamethrower (Why not Flammewerfer?): This thing is almost better then the CM Starburst, almost. This has a very low damage, not surprising for a Flamethrower, but makes up for it in high RoF and massive DoT. It is a bit heavy and reloads slightly on the slow side, very good for what it is and makes it mark with its 6 pierce, making it very useful for crowd control. It also kills Shielders very well, making it even more useful then most weapons.
 * 3) Mustang: A pistol shotgun, works for small quick kills when you need to reload and need some speed. It has a high DPS for a small DB type weapon, along with the two round clip and super quick reload time. I'm more of a speed person so this is perfect to me. I also find it good when you have multiple resistances and Chit. Hide isn't one of them.
 * 4) HIKS S300: One of the most overpowered weapons in the game, and for good reason. The massive damage per bullet mixed with its DoT and clip size makes it a perfect weapon for those who want a good bossing weapon and something for those special zombies. I find this better then a  mainly because of its rarity and makes it more wanted.
 * 5) RIA 20 Striker: This is number 5 on my list, and for many reasons. One is because even for its power, it can be beat by multiple different weapons, in multiple different ways. While it has a great DPS and is Thermal, it just isn't the gun I need it be at times and can be beat out by my Flammenwerfer and a Mixmaster when all three are done well with augments and other good things. I do use this weapon on my Medic, only at different times though.

Worst Weapons Category

 * 1) CM Gigavolt: I personally have a deep hatred for this weapon I can't express in most ways. The only this gun is good for is (If auged right) crowds and when you have nothing else to kill things with, this gun is nothing compared to my Starburst with or without augs and I will never have my doubts about it when it comes to this and the CM 800 Jupiter, they will never shine in my eyes. They are part of the failed experiments of Critical Mass that the public somehow liked, and I will never see why. What it takes to kill one target is harder to deal with than what it takes to kill a crowd, and I will continue ranting about this later, but I hate the Gigavolt and its brother the Jupiter. Surprising that the Trailblazer is the working subject of the shocking technology, though I like the Trailblazer more, I can't say its the best pistol.
 * 2) Tombstone: I can't say how bad this thing is when you actually want to kill something that isn't the size of 3/4 of the screen. I think its better to aim away from the target to hit what you want. Personally this is a failed energy weapon, but it has its good touches, if only the people at Smokestack knew how to control recoil it may work better, I can see why they call it an LMG instead of an Assault Rifle... All jokes aside the gun is good an all, but the accuracy is the worst part and thats what keep people away from it, if we had gloves that decreased recoil or a skill like that, it would be better than the CM 505, but until then its off. But for an energy weapon, the cost is normal and I do like how it can kill anything in close range, but Mixmaster is better for what it is.
 * 3) RIA 30 Strikeforce: While I'm trying to make this list diverse yet true, this gun is one of the top 3 most back-fired weapons I have seen in awhile. It has good damage and clip size, along with a thermal DoT, making it ever so stronger. But it has one problem, the rate of fire is 1, making it useless in crowds unless you are really good with this gun and it has good augments, (Thankfully Overclocked can be one it) and it doesn't really work till you leave the level stage where all the enemies have fiery skin. I find the Tempest to be the best replacement for this, but its good for its early levels.
 * 4) Lone Star: Smokestacks attempt at a rocket launcher/grenade launcher, and it works for sights and looking cool, but it doesn't have the damage that some of the better weapons have and its a horrible weapon for a rocket and it has the most common resistance, making it even less useful for combat. Then we the fact of the slow reload but large clip, making HD ammo nice, but reloading is horrible if you haven't finished off the crowd yet. I find it works for the earliest of levels, but its time to ditch it about level 15-25.
 * 5) Heartburn: From what I have used an found of this, they should've just replaced the Striker for this and it would be fine. It has everything worse then the Striker and even though its full auto, if you click faster than 6 RPS, then you are fine with the Striker. The damage and DoT is less than its big brother and its one of the worst Rancor guns to date, more experiments that failed again sadly, but not everything can be thermal, as my Starburst can out-perform this thing pretty fast.

Would-be Sales Descriptions!
This is more to my idea of how companies try to get other people to buy their weapons and armor. Anything you think would fit better you can tell me in my message wall, but back to listing them all.
 * 1) CM 451 Starburst: "This gun will shock your enemies out of existence with its powerful 2 pierce plasma round that not only shock that target and the one behind it, but it also leaves some giant holes, making for even easier aiming because its just harder to miss."
 * 2) Mixmaster: "Looking for something that shoots like a normal gun, melts things with its ultra-heated plasma energy, and shoots are higher speeds then most assault rifles to date? Then pick a up Mixmaster by Rancor now, killing zombies since (Whenever the Mixmaster was put into the game). Even used by the SAS for the incoming zombie invasion of the universe, this is one of the best energy weapons to date and will hold anything back for AGES!"
 * 3) CM 401 Planet Stormer: "Planets will fall under your troops if they hold the mighty CM 401 Planet Stormer! Use one of the finest ARs in the Solar System to take down all foes in your path! Not only will the high rate of fire help you, but with a quick reload time, good clip size and being light weight makes it one of the best rifles to hate the market! Brought to you by Critical Mass, working to serve the people since the start!"
 * 4) RIA 313: "The finest pistol for defensive and offensive retreats for all your battle needs! With a reasonable clip size, good damage and fire rate, and it comes with infinite ammo for SAS operatives for a limited time, making it a 1st class choice for rising SAS troops in our newly open zombie universe. Brought to you by Rubicon Industries, working with people since 3003"
 * 5) HIKS S300: "A formerly unknown weapon, this sniper is what made HIKS famous, and maybe you too. Pick up one of the most defensive and accurate weapons known to mankind since the Hornet. The special ammo this gun uses also gives it a killer punch, making sure that your ground stays safe longer, and better than most sniper rifles on the market to date. Brought to you by HIKS, serving the universe since before the zombie invasion!"
 * 6) Sabre: "A base level defensive pistol from your favorite light-weight company Shotlite, complete with a quick reload time, high damage to targets, and enough firepower to hit two targets, making it one of the best pistols since the RIA 313 and the Mustang. Move faster and stronger then your opponent with Shotlite!"
 * 7) HVM 001: "The standard pistols for new recruits, very useful in situations that you can't reload in time. Is also a very good personal defense weapon and works for anyone. Powerful enough to kill everything in your way yet with enough clip size that it will kill the person/zombie before you need to reload, and reload is quick too! Be ready with HVM!"
 * 8) HIKS 3100: "Another weapon from HIKS, this time in the form of an energy rocket launcher. This rocket is great for taking on heavy armor and for anything that isn't resilient to energy type weapons. Note: Best used with Mech suit that may or may not come with weapon. And with full-auto abilities, it will work against an army of robots, buildings or anything else that needs blown to pieces! Brought to you by HIKS, Serving the universe since before the zombie invasion!"
 * 9) Hornet: "Need something that will kill people quietly, yet with the full-auto ability for those risky situations? Then come and pick up a Hornet today! With a good clip size, decent reload time and the lightest sniper to be seens since the past, makes this perfect for any job/attack. Even comes with a scope for those semi-auto insane shots that need extreme accuracy to make, and with the ability to detach the scope, gives this weapon more ground ability as well. Move faster and stronger then your opponent with Shotlite!"
 * 10) CM 800 Jupiter: "Ready to take on targets and the bodyguards near him, while safe from ever being caught? Then use the CM 800 Jupiter and fry everything near your important targets. With a large clip size, decent reload and weight, and the ability to arc like a Gigavolt weapon, while also knowing when to arc makes this the perfect weapon for sniping in crowded areas. Brought to you by Critical Mass, working to serve the people since the start!
 * 11) RIA 20 Striker: "Zombies getting in your way and you just can't stop them with the weapons you have now? Then try our new and improved RIA 20 DSC, the RIA 20 Striker! Armed with thermal bullets for melting the faces off anyone daring enough to come close to you. With full 10 RpS max for those fast firing trigger fingers, and competing with many higher ranked rifles for top spot, this is the weapon of choice for many, including the top user. Brought to you by Rubicon Industries, working with people since 3003. "

 Weapon Ideas 
I'm not really in the mood to try messing with more than this wiki at the moment, so I'll just stick them here. (Note these might include weapons that are already in the game but buffed or nerfed to my liking.)

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