Thread:Hander66/@comment-14605733-20150630175349

Do you love firing circular saws at people's faces but don't think that it has enough Oomph? stop by and grab a Ronson 90-s, it shoots out massive .5m diameter discs of plasma. fully capable of tearing through those tough crowds, or lighting up the dark with a perfectly eerie green light. The Ronson 90-s is not your average circular saw to the face! buy now! only $4500.50 creds for a 0*, or double that for a 10***, or you could find ones in the fabulous boxes, that explode straight out of the zombie's corpses, inexplicably.

please not that Ronson is not responsible for poor pre-augs or undesired grades, this is entirely to blame on the people who bought it! 